I won a contest!

The strangest thing happened to me. I got a package in the mail from the cable company. Yeah, it sounds generic, but who cares? You'll never guess what they sent me. A brand new big-screen TV! Awesome!

Even though Darryl and I are total TV junkies, we never put out the cash to get a huge TV, so we had been watching a 13-inch television all this time. And I, for one, am tired of that. The other day, I was watching The Facts of Life, and I started getting all hot thinking I was checking out Blair Warner... turns out it was Mrs. Garrett! Darryl probably doesn't think that's so nasty though, he has a strange fetish for Charlotte Rae.

I know Marcia's not going to be too happy about this TV, so I figure I'll try to spend some time with her so she doesn't feel alienated. Hey, speaking of alienated, I know the first show I want to watch on this puppy... ALF. I love that show! But I know Darryl wants to check out that new spin-off series, Buffy the Umpire Slayer, but I think that show has catastrophe of AfterM*A*S*H proportions if I ever saw one.

Wow, two roomies sitting at home watching a big-screen TV. My life is finally starting to feel normal again.