A gift for Vanessa

Vanessa and I are celebrating our two-week anniversary of her not being mad at me. You don't understand, that's a tough feat for me to accomplish. I saw all of her African dance performances, I read all of her poems, and I even turned down a Bosom Buddies marathon to spend a day with her in the park.

To top it all off, I'm giving her a special present tonight I got from eBay. It's a ring I bought from some guy named Spike from a city in California... Sunnydale, I believe. He says this ring is very special, and that once I put it on her finger, in no time she'll be biting at my neck. All right, I love foreplay!

I'll tell you how the date went soon. I have to go check on Marcia. She also bought some stuff from eBay from a girl named Buffy. I'll have to see what she got.

*See how Darryl's date went after giving Vanessa her present.