Sick of Shumway

Lots of strange things have happened in our home since Larry got this new TV he apparently won in a contest. First off, I fell earlier today, and I swore I heard a laugh track. And we weren't even watching a sitcom at the time, we were watching Homicide: Life on the Street!

Then, you won't believe this, but Dr. Rick Savage himself walked into our home (By the way, if you know what TV show he's in, could you tell me? I can never remember). And suddenly, in our backyard was ALF. Yeah, from the TV show ALF. I thought it would be awesome to have him live in our home, but it's not as cool as it was when you see it on TV. This guy's annoying, he brings weird pets, he broke my special collection of Barney Miller glasses, and he even tried to steal my girlfriend in front of me.

I couldn't remember what happened to ALF, cause I stopped watching ALF after the 2nd season (but then again, so did everybody else), so I called the Alien Task Force to come get him. I hope they can help, because he's actually succeeding in hooking up with my girlfriend... and Larry's too. I hope the Alien Task Force will come soon and give us some good advice. I don't think I can take another day of living with Gordon Shumway.

Oh yeah, Gordon Shumway's his real name. He likes being called that. He calls ALF his slave name.

*See what happens when two guys have ALF as their roommate.