Adopting a black kid

Marcia yelled at me today, telling me I'm not a responsible person, just because I haven't done a couple of things she asked me to. Hey, I know what comes on television on 500 different channels between 8 and 10pm. If that's not responsible, I don't know what is. Still, I wish I could prove to her that I can be more responsible.

I talked to Darryl about it while we were watching "The Sassy But Adorable Black Kid Adoption Hour." It's this fun hour on the Classic TV Network where they air Diff'rent Strokes and then Webster. While we were watching, Darryl put a thought in my head that Mr. Drummond and Mr. Papadapolis were fine examples of responsible men, being older, well-off, Caucasian males who would open their doors to inner-city youth like that.

That got me thinking, that could be it. I could be just like Mr. Drummond and Mr. Papdapolis and adopt. But it's got to be in their style, I have to adopt a sassy but adorable black kid like Webster or Arnold and Willis. The problem is I don't know any sassy but adorable black kids.

In fact, the only black youth I really know closely is... Darryl...

*See what happened as a result of Larry's thoughts.