Cherie sent to rehab

It's a sad day in the home. We had to send my little sister Cherie off to rehab to get cleaned up. You see, she got addicted to a very dangerous drug... Flintstones Chewables. She gave in to peer pressure. She knew she shouldn't do it, but she was just under so much stress from her upcoming role in the theater production of "Forever Rudy: The Keshia Knight Pulliam Story," and I guess it just all came crashing down on her.

She's sent me a couple of letters to let me know she's doing alright, and she's met lots of new friends there while she's getting herself clean. Nice people like Whitney Houston, Robert Downey Jr., Rush Limbaugh, and Balki from Perfect Strangers (turns out there's not such a place as Meepos, that was just the drugs talking). While there, she's learning that there are plenty other less-fun, less-colorful vitamins out there that are so boring, there's no way you can get addicted to them.

We hope she gets out soon and comes back home, I actually do miss her. I wish her well. I also hope this epidemic stops so that awesome pop group Just-Us Justins 3 can go back to singing love ballads and dance-pop hits rather than making PSAs.

We also think it's important that people understand how serious this epidemic is, so here's a video dramatization of what occurred with Cherie's addiction. We hope that you watch it with others so that no one you care about ends up in the same situation.