Leave Sylar alone, all right. The guy actually stopped by our home a couple of days ago, and other than the fact that he opens up the heads and freezes the brains of anyone with special powers, he's actually quite a normal guy.
Here's some things you may not know about Sylar: On Tuesday nights, he attends a knitting class. He saves kittens on the streets and finds them good homes. He loves watching "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition." He makes one of the most fluffiest eggs you've ever tasted. He sheds a tear when he watches "Ally McBeal." He thinks Star Jones was done wrong. He was a champion rhythm gymnast in high school. He has a big collection of Pound Puppies. He's a huge Rachel Ray fan. He's never been to Hooters.
So, before you judge someone like Sylar, get to know him first. Unless you're a superhero, because then he'll open your head, but for all your normies, he's a regular Joe just like you and me.
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