Where is the cast of Lost?

A lot of people have been wondering what happens to the cast of "Lost" while the show is on break until February. Well, thanks to our precious TV, they're here. Yes, the entire cast, for some reason, have decided to crash at our place.

And it's becoming a little annoying. I could understand the cast of "The Honeymooners" or "The Odd Couple" stopping by, because their cast size is much smaller. Having 20-some odd people in your home can become quite hectic, especially with each of them having their little quirks.

Jack keeps wanting me to tell him where Kate and Sawyer are running off to. I can't keep any food in the fridge cause Hurley keeps eating it. Locke changed my phone number to 481-516-2342.

I keep trying to have a conversation with Juliet, but she always wants to have two conversations with me: one in person while another is being played on videotape. It's hard to keep focus. Sayid, just for kicks, starts shoving bamboo under Darryl's fingernails. Sun is pregnant, but no one knows if the father is Jin or Dr. Rick.

Charlie keeps taking Virgin Mary statues into the bathroom and locking the door. And I swear, I saw the dead body of Mr. Eko in my backyard, surrounded by a cloud of black smoke. Now that's just uncalled for, cast of "Lost." I let the polar bear in the garage slide, but this is just too much.

I hope they leave soon, cause word's starting to get out to the other TV show that have breaks that they're here. And that's no good, because "Prison Break" is about to go on hiatus and I don't need The Fox River 8 hiding out in my bedroom.