Brother, Brother

I'm a big fan of Sister, Sister and I've always wondered what would it be like to have a twin brother, just like Tia and Tamera. What I always love is that those two have different personalities, so when needed, they switch places to help each other out. Tamera's lousy at test taking (like myself), so she switches with Tia who can take the test for her. Or Tia's scared of a first date (I've been there), so Tamera takes her place and gets the party started. It's just such an awesome thing.

I always wonder what it would be like to have the Tamera to my Tia, the Mary-Kate to my Ashley, the Patty Duke to my... Patty Duke. You see, I have this anatomy test coming up for massage school, and I know all the info but I stink at test-taking. If only I could switch places with a twin and he take the test for me. And maybe he's lousy at something I could help him with. That would be cool, but I guess I won't have that opportunity because I don't have a twin. All I have is a little sister, and she looks nothing like me, so the switching places thing won't work.

*Darryl doesn't have a twin brother... or does he? Find out here.

I finished my book!

Hi Everybody!

I finally finished my magnum opus. The book everyone is going to be talking about.
In-between guest starring roles on Delta House and Fast Times. The book is titled "Changing Your Character and Becoming a New Man". It was sent to my publisher and the first copies are going to be available in Luxemburg very soon. So go out and get it as fast as you can. I'm really very proud of it. It will contain words and a number of pages of paper. And probably a nice binder with it's name on it. Something for your shelves at home or at work. Prices will vary, due to labor costs in different parts of the world and the frequency of trees. For those of you who feel print is dead, there will also be an audio version read by Gilbert Gottfried coming soon. So find your copy today.

I've already had one satisfied customer. Here is video proof of his results.

Bye Everybody!